What about a "daddy-daycare"?

Well, as you can see, my task will be a difficult one. I assumed it would be easier than this after learning SO MUCH GOOD STUFF in college. I'm sure there is something out there for me. After all, its only for the summer.

Wait a second! People who are only looking for summer jobs are typically still in school. Am I still in school? Can somebody help me please!?! I've been at this for so long that I am confused!

(For those of you who are actually wondering, I am finishing my licensure in the fall. This leaves me with just 3 months during the summer to work. Does it make sense now?)